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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Towns Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	195
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Players Killed by Monsters:	6021	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7754
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	5262	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	4761	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.