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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	2092
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1379
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	New Chunks Explored:	703689

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	468	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	7550
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	5642	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Emeralds Found:	5180
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	217
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	948	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.