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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 100 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 6680 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
