Blocky Therapist’s Office | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	537813

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Animals Bred:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7301
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
New Chunks Explored:	185173	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mines Excavated:	4471
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ores Mined:	8767	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2