Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	157776

New Minecraft Servers

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Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Items Found:	6174
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4866
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	116
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4340	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3156	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3632
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	3293
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	6557	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	130	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	220	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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