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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8798 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 8712 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player here. He loves to challenge newcomers to dance-offs and bake-offs. Rumor has it he makes a mean carrot cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where villagers throw the wildest parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”
So, what are you in for? Non-stop fun, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. And as for how long till it fails? Never! Our server is powered by the tears of Endermen and the laughter of baby zombies. So come join us and let the madness begin!