Blocky Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2024

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4929	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	885
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9129
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3987
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	901847
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2