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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8539 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.
But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.