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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8029 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
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