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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3420 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
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