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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4841 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 2683 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7870 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool changes colors based on its mood (spoiler alert: it’s always fabulous).
So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!