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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9033 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
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