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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2171 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1822 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
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