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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2797 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 90 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
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