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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4470 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
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