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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8529 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
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