Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	1200

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8189

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.