Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ores Mined:	2444	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2516
Void Gems Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Items Found:	8408	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	4786	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.