Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	New Chunks Explored:	873263
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	692

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Star Shards Collected:	266	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	849	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	268	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	1064	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	2331
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	932
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3023
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	224239
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mines Excavated:	1769	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.