Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Void Armor Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9492	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!