Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Villages Defended:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ores Mined:	4528

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!