Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crops Grown:	8243	Buildings Constructed:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	67

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5843
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9229
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	New Chunks Explored:	110482
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.