Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Items Found:	2453	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	161
Ores Mined:	2342	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	51	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	2468
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.