Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	653967
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	1494	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	274	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	942569	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1558
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	3884
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.