Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crops Grown:	1871
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	620	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6208
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	253
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ores Mined:	6875
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5083
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.