Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
New Chunks Explored:	813850	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1983
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	8343	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!