Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3485
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	364
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!