Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	6298
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6109	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Players Killed by Monsters:	8003

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	136

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	577917	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9511
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	69

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ores Mined:	5526
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	300210	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.