Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6418	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mines Excavated:	1756
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	9978

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5661

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3763
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	168
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ores Mined:	3576

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.