Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1467	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4211	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3737

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	827
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	New Chunks Explored:	130194
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.