Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Emeralds Found:	5069
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	3615
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	88	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6161
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2688	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1611
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!