Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1114	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7404	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	191	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7429
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	240	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!