Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	238
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	8014
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6641	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Towns Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Items Found:	1575
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mines Excavated:	3638	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Star Shards Collected:	155	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	6731
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.