Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Emeralds Found:	194	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	291	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Farms Harvested:	672	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Emeralds Found:	2421

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6151	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3130	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3121
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.