Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3547	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Animals Bred:	183	Villages Defended:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	4172	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7477

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	5862
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	73

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	168
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	8209
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”