Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9079
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	8566

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	178	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	9940	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Star Shards Collected:	193
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Farms Harvested:	346	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8293	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.