Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	57
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Animals Bred:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9227	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	265	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchantments Applied:	99	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3550
Dragons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1142	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Love Letters Sent:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.