Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchantments Applied:	66
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	539	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Void Armor Forged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	9773
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7122

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.