Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6923	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Gems Collected:	40
Crops Grown:	2126	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7683	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	2296

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	174275	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8916	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	400
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7957	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Items Found:	8225	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.