Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746030	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	366694	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5148
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4365
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	503	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5452
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.