Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	2415
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	134392
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Potions Brewed:	102

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!