Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	2561	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	140	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crops Grown:	6869
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3478
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Love Letters Sent:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5266	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.