Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	64	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchantments Applied:	285
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7003
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	2667
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	277
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5882	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	824	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!