Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5216	Ores Mined:	4279
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	2199	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	472
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Animals Bred:	167	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ores Mined:	8834	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.