Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5211	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	4455	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2741
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4644	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6756	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.