Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crops Grown:	4675
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5479
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	878	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Enchantments Applied:	255	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5427	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4309

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	827776	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	207	Animals Bred:	107
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.