Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	97
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchantments Applied:	238	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Towns Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!