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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4877 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
