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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
