Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	539	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	60
New Chunks Explored:	468874	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9723

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2960
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6289	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	2379	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Meteorites Collected:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	6288	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Crops Grown:	7279
Dragon Eggs Found:	8754	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com